"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
An Illustrated Comparison of Land Area
The U.K. can fit inside the Great Lakes… I can’t process that
so idk if i follow anyone that (or if anyone follows me) is from austin but i’m supposed to be going there next wednesday so if like you wanna meet up or something and hangout that would be most awesome of sauces mhm
IT’S A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY TIME!!!!!!
Okay guys so here’s the deal, you’ve been putting up with all my ToyDirty posts for a while now and it’s time to celebrate.
Each week I’ll be giving away one of these best selling $121 dollar Lelo gigi vibrators along with another smaller prize of your choosing from the picture seen above. The last winner will also get the couple-friendly $188 dollar Lelo ora as well.
If you don’t want to wait you can purchase these on my site ToyDirty right away and they are by far my favorite, most recommended products. You can get any toys for 5% off with discount word “tonight” until the giveaway is over.
Each vibrator is made with body-safe silicone material, comes with a 1-year warranty, is fully rechargeable and has multiple adjustable stimulation settings.
And all you have to do is like or reblog this post as often as your little heart desires to increase your chances. You don’t even need to be following me and a winner will be chosen every Friday until April 11th with a random number generator.
You must be 18 or over to participate and this is in no way affiliated with tumblr.
GOOD LUCK ;)
THE FIRST WINNER’S ITEM HAS BEEN SHIPPED TODAY BUT THERE ARE STILL SIX MORE CHANCES TO WIN, PICKING THE NEXT WINNER THIS COMING WEEKEND SO KEEP LIKING AND/OR REBLOGGING TO INCREASE YOUR CHANCES!!
So far,my thighs are fucking killing me because my cramps are kicking in again suddenly. And my boss covered my sick day so I totally just got paid for being sick and I have tomorrow off. Fucking aye!
The bad news is that I am not in a good mood because of these cramps and my coworkers. I miss sleeping.
i’m done with gay boys who think their gayness allows them to be as offensive as they want
- aka buy me this and i’ll give you my soul
My hair really tripps me out. I really want it a different color but idk what color I can get in my hair that’s “work appropriate” besides red. (ugh blah barf) but I might try to go for like a wine color. Again. But I’d pay to get it professionally done because I just can’t dedicate the time to my hair like I used to. I don’t do shit to it except wash it now.
This has been a hair progression post.